<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6376343</id><updated>2011-12-14T18:41:00.576-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Earth to Fire</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wendycooper.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6376343/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wendycooper.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>SEO Dave</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6376343.post-580280007206434253</id><published>2009-07-31T09:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-31T09:45:03.496-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So Funny Tea Came out my Nose!</title><content type='html'>So I was walking out of Marvelous Market drinking some ice tea muy delicioso, and I saw a guy in the passenger seat of a passing car pull the most classic move: the thing where you bite down on your lower lip, close your eyes, and do the big vertical arm-and-fist-pump while hissing "yyyyyeessss!!!" really loudly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I saw the guy do it -- and i'm telling you, he was serious -- i shot a short, painful blast of iced tea out my nose. A lotta people saw me do it, but I'm sure none of them knew why it had happened.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Honestly though, I needed that. Yesterday only kicked medium amounts of ass, far lower than the quotient of ass that I was expecting to kick. I had this big client meeting that I ended up having to do solo, which wasn't such a hot idea; and I left feeling a little like I just got mugged by a pack of roving lawyers. You know something, that's not so much a simile as it's a description of exactly what happened. It wasn't a disaster or anything, it just felt like I had no bargaining room even though I knew that wasn't true. I suppose that as I get more experience with this kind of thing, I won't end up leaving client meetings having paid THEM for their time. Just frustrating, is all.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6376343-580280007206434253?l=wendycooper.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6376343/posts/default/580280007206434253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6376343/posts/default/580280007206434253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wendycooper.blogspot.com/2009/07/so-funny-tea-came-out-my-nose.html' title='So Funny Tea Came out my Nose!'/><author><name>SEO Dave</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
